The official website of Charles Atlas (opens in new tab)

(charlesatlas.com)

77 pointsgregalbritton2y ago26 comments

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Without re-igniting the "should you use tables for layout" debate, this is a great look at masterful use of tables for layout. It also reminds me how much we used to use images as part of a great website. Been a long time since I've seen map and areas used for nav bars! It manages to be both glorious and terrible at the same time. It's probably just nostalgia warping my memories, but man I miss the early web.

codetrotter2y ago

I wonder if people who are used only to modern website looks will even recognise this page as having any clickable elements :^)

DougHolland2y ago

Uh, that's me. I didn't know it was clickable until reading these comments.

OfSanguineFire2y ago

Reading Marvel Comics in the 1990s, Charles Atlas was still just enough part of American culture that parodies appeared of its classic advertisement about a bully at the beach "Hey, quit kicking that sand in our faces!"[0]. I recall "Hey, quit kicking our faces!" and "Hey, quit kicking Sandman in our faces!" Long shot, but if any HN readers have an encyclopedic Marvel Comics knowledge and could find those two parodies, I’d be grateful.

[0] https://www.pinterest.com/pin/406168460114811471/

peff2y ago

This is the one I remember seeing as a kid:

https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbookcollecting/comments/15vvfj...

conception2y ago

I’d check an archive of “What the?” - https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/What_The--%3F!_Vol_1

If anywhere would have had it I’d guess it would have.

OfSanguineFire2y ago

Thanks, that sounds about right. Wikipedia's article for What The--?! has:

> What The--?! hosted a number of fake advertisements that made fun of classic comic book advertisements such as Charles Atlas

davidjhall2y ago

It's in What the--? Vol 1, Issue 3 -- last page (36) edit: Here's a partial image : https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Sandman_(Earth-9047)

lucasfcosta2y ago

It’s quite impressive how the muscularity standard for men has increased over time.

I_Am_Nous2y ago

Yeah, the photos on the homepage just show a very fit, normal guy and it's true that nearly anyone can look like that. Compare it to Arnold Schwarzenegger (who later admitted to using steroids) and it's nuts.

ksherlock2y ago

And compare Arnold in his prime to anybody on the Mr Olympia stage today. That body and $175 will get you ticket in the nose bleed section.

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User232y ago

It’s pretty much an open secret that every Hollywood actor that needs to be muscular for a role uses some kind of anabolic androgen. You see stories like “he put on 30 pounds of muscle for this role in six months” and it’s obvious what’s going on. Also the signature overdeveloped upper traps and that trenbalone “dryness.”

All that being said I’m still curious about the activity efficacy of the dynamic tension method. My understanding is that you basically flex to make your opposing muscle groups work against each other as a training stimulus.

shrubble2y ago

Dynamic tension is almost like isometrics, except with an isometric hold you don't move the limbs and thus only hit the muscle at one angle. This is OK because muscles get stronger such that they have more strength 30 degrees each way from where you place them under stress.

The simplest way to demonstrate DT for yourself is to straighten your arms, cup your fingers together and pull the arms/shoulders outwards; then, move your straightened arms in an arc from waist to above your head. You should feel it in your shoulders and back.

dale_glass2y ago

Depends on by whose standard you go.

Being a mountain of muscle will mostly get appreciation from other dudes in the gym.

kleiba2y ago

Or the availability of PEDs.

_the_inflator2y ago

Great one. This is what it still was like to surf the net with an iPhone around 2010.

sen_armstrong2y ago

Yinz misreadin' this comment. It's saying it was still like this in 2010.

diggan2y ago

Internet Archive have copies of the website as early as 1999. Way back before surfing on iPhone was a thing (before the iPhone at all was a thing).

noSyncCloud2y ago

This was still what it was like to surf the web with a Nokia in 2000, you mean.

askonomm2y ago

Damn what Nokia did you have. Mine could only send email and play Snake at the time :(

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ilrwbwrkhv2y ago

Dynamic tension is a great form of exercise. And Charles Atlas was a legend.

ProxCoques2y ago

This prompted me to check whether the other website of this nature was still around. And it is! http://www.llapgoch.org.uk/

bdcravens2y ago

Where's the classic "sand kicking" ad?

cf100clunk2y ago

Hey kids, put on your x-ray specs and see these great comic book ads from yesteryear:

https://comicbook.com/news/the-charles-atlas-hall-of-fame-10...

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freedomben2y ago

codetrotter2y ago

I wonder if people who are used only to modern website looks will even recognise this page as having any clickable elements :^)

DougHolland2y ago

Uh, that's me. I didn't know it was clickable until reading these comments.

OfSanguineFire2y ago

[0] https://www.pinterest.com/pin/406168460114811471/

peff2y ago

This is the one I remember seeing as a kid:

https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbookcollecting/comments/15vvfj...

conception2y ago

I’d check an archive of “What the?” - https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/What_The--%3F!_Vol_1

If anywhere would have had it I’d guess it would have.

OfSanguineFire2y ago

Thanks, that sounds about right. Wikipedia's article for What The--?! has:

> What The--?! hosted a number of fake advertisements that made fun of classic comic book advertisements such as Charles Atlas

davidjhall2y ago

It's in What the--? Vol 1, Issue 3 -- last page (36) edit: Here's a partial image : https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Sandman_(Earth-9047)

lucasfcosta2y ago

It’s quite impressive how the muscularity standard for men has increased over time.

I_Am_Nous2y ago

ksherlock2y ago

And compare Arnold in his prime to anybody on the Mr Olympia stage today. That body and $175 will get you ticket in the nose bleed section.

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User232y ago

shrubble2y ago

dale_glass2y ago

Depends on by whose standard you go.

Being a mountain of muscle will mostly get appreciation from other dudes in the gym.

kleiba2y ago

Or the availability of PEDs.

_the_inflator2y ago

Great one. This is what it still was like to surf the net with an iPhone around 2010.

sen_armstrong2y ago

Yinz misreadin' this comment. It's saying it was still like this in 2010.

diggan2y ago

Internet Archive have copies of the website as early as 1999. Way back before surfing on iPhone was a thing (before the iPhone at all was a thing).

noSyncCloud2y ago

This was still what it was like to surf the web with a Nokia in 2000, you mean.

askonomm2y ago

Damn what Nokia did you have. Mine could only send email and play Snake at the time :(

1 more reply

ilrwbwrkhv2y ago

Dynamic tension is a great form of exercise. And Charles Atlas was a legend.

ProxCoques2y ago

This prompted me to check whether the other website of this nature was still around. And it is! http://www.llapgoch.org.uk/

bdcravens2y ago

Where's the classic "sand kicking" ad?

cf100clunk2y ago

Hey kids, put on your x-ray specs and see these great comic book ads from yesteryear:

https://comicbook.com/news/the-charles-atlas-hall-of-fame-10...

j / k navigate · click thread line to collapse