> reacts identically to a law is either a conspiracy or I can safely blame the law for that
Or the whole industry either doesn't care and relies on consultants like OneTrust to provide them with "GDPR Compliance" or know exactly what they are doing.
> Just for Google Analytics. But GDPR is so bad that the lawyers advised us to have the cookie banner just to be safe.
See, you're just parroting others (and your lawyers) even though in the last 6 years you could've read the law yourself.
You couldn't even show me where the law requires these dark patterns and selling of your data to the highest bidder out of hundreds of data brokers.
The reason your lawyers told your company to implement the banner is because your company is responsible for the data it transmits to third parties. And you've decided to use Google Analytics which collects significantly more data than is strictly required, and is a third party.[1]
"Oh mu god this bad no good law requires us to be careful with user data boo hoo"
[1] And is also problematic due to Cloud Act (US) and Schrems II (EU)