We could then measure how the signal range changes as you pee, particularly with the length of the urine stream.
I'm serious. This would be an analogue to those navy experiments with shooting streams of sea water to fashion temporary antennas of arbitrary length, instead of having permanent ones that have fixed length and stick out.
Thanks for the liquid antenna pointer, I had no idea this was actually tried! Apparently not only the navy thought about this, but there are idea floating around about using liquid metal for variable length antennas.
