Can’t speak for other Fanboys™ but I have to help my in-laws with their Pixels weekly, which also happens to coincide with the one time a week I want to blow my brains out.
Luckily I’m extremely close to having them inducted into the fruit cult just by having them play around on my dev iPhone when I’m not working.
So fingers crossed it happens before get pushed over the edge.
As an aside: what kind of OS allows apps to create read-only contacts in the Contacts app, ffs…