I think of the "1AU either way" thing as being simply that sometimes the Earth is on the other side of the Sun from Neptune, so the Earth<->Neptune distance is 1AU greater; and sometimes it's on the same side, so 1AU closer.

I didn't mean to suggest that 18,000 layers was silly; for encryption it would take seconds or less. And for decryption, having multiple layers is vital, because that's what creates the delay.

It's awkward that you have to start decrypting immediately. The ideal would be a self-contained object like a USB key, that does just one thing: after n ticks, it exposes its secret. In principle, it could be based on a mechanical clock, but it's hard to envisage a tamper-proof mechanical clock.