Even pointing out the Nile didn't change her mind; I imagine there's a denial joke to be made there.
That's a generous thing of you to say.
How many people really want to be proven wrong? I'd like to think I am. Maybe I should make a t-shirt:
Happy to proven wrong *
* But only by people who reciprocatefor me "more X" and "Xer" are the same thing, so I don't get your system