I know, but what I mean is that just getting a wildcard cert and handing it to all servers that need it comes with some tradeoffs, as does requesting a single-host cert publicly for each host (mainly that I need to talk to a CA, which needs to be available, and it'll publicly log a possibly internal-only, preview etc. hostname).

Having domain-constrained sub-CA certificates granted by the exact same mechanism we use for wildcard certs today would combine the advantages of both.

The main point of DNS-01 is that it doesn't have to be the same machine requesting the cert and using it. You can easily use DNS-01 from your laptop to get a cert for prod boxes. I have a script that runs as a k8s cron job that uses DNS-01 to renew all the certs and stick them in k8s secrets automatically.