My interactions supporting it as both the identity provider & the service provider have lead to me being the SAML person at work, and I'm now very used to people either laughing at my misfortune or giving me pitiful looks.
It combines all the wonderful antipatterns you can name: a protocol where near everything is optional and two standards-compliant implementations can refuse to cooperate in any number of ways, hair raising security decisions (XML-DSIG?! configurable crypto? ughh), and half-baked features (back-channel SLO, anyone?)
It's a Lovecraftian horror that actually makes me appreciate JWTs.