With a couple minutes of looking, here is 34 acres with a fishing pond, near a river, and it's $40k. Less than most people pay for a car. It is by some railroad tracks. I'm not sure if they are still active, but I'm sure some more looking could find something without that compromise. There were a lot of options, some in the mountains as well.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/S-Pickensville-Rd-Columbu...
Titus seems to make it work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir3eJ1t13fk
