CRDTs really do sound amazing, though.
Worst case, they're not co-located, and one participant has good latency, and the other doesn't. This is equivalent to the "deploy the backend in a single server/datacenter" approach.
Aside from the data locality, I still find the programming model (a globally-unique and addressable single-threaded class instance) to be quite nice, and would want to emulate it even without the Cloudflare edge magic.
You might be interested in Plane (https://plane.dev/ / https://github.com/jamsocket/plane), which we sometimes describe as a sort of Durable Object-like abstraction that can run anywhere containers can.
(I'm also one of the articles you linked, thanks for the shoutout!)
I've long hoped other providers might jump on the Durable Objects bandwagon and provide competing functionality so we're not locked in. Plane/Jamsocket looks like one way to go about mitigating that risk to a certain extent.
You can have a DO proxy each user connection, then they forward messages to the multipler document. The user proxy deals with ordering and buffering their connection message state in the presence of disconnects, and the document DO handles the shared state.
And it seems like that would work just as well with durable objects.
On the flip side, picking US-East-1 gives okayish latency to folks near that, and nobody else.