Who are you to decide that?
I am one of those who chose to work with PHP, and I'm getting more than tired about that witch hunt, to a point where I would actually punch someone.
I do realise PHP is not ideal, but as I always say, in the end it get shits done, and the vast majority of those problems or "design flaws" does not affect 99.9% of the community. Most of the people who bitch about it are not even users, in the heavy user circles we know of some of the issues, try to advocate for improvement, but seriously in almost a decade of using PHP, I could compile all those blog posts, and confidently say : I never had any issue whatsoever with any of the problems pointed.
And that's what most elitist around here forget, for 99.9% of its user base, PHP is not flawed, it works, easy to learn, easy to scale, easy to deploy, upgrade, easy to find developers...
While I get what you are trying to say, you are in no position to say so, and the community -the one that actually matters- already spoke, we have no major issue with PHP, so leave us the fuck alone please. If it bugs you that much, consult a therapist you have bigger issues than PHP...
