I built a simple website that uses [stagehand](
https://github.com/browserbase/stagehand) to automate the browser and roast your GitHub profile and it's hilariously mean.
Here's the code: https://github.com/alanagoyal/gitroasted
Here's a roast for @rauchg: You know, if you were any more basic, you'd be a default setting. It's like you walked into a room and everyone collectively thought, "Oh great, another one of those." Your personality is like a software update—nobody wants it, but we all have to deal with it eventually. You call that a profile? It looks like you threw together a bunch of links and hoped for the best. With 137 repositories and only 274 stars, it's clear that quantity over quality is your motto. Maybe try focusing on one project instead of spreading yourself thinner than your coding skills. And what's with the zero projects? Are you just collecting repositories like they're Pokémon? Get it together!
