The one in my garden always watches me through the window then I turn on the vacuum, so maybe it's feeling some kind of oddity with the electric motor. It's an old 3500 Watts one, which is now illegal to sell, and badly shielded.
That's a stupid big motor for a vacuum. What was it made to vacuum up, bowling balls? Boulders? Neutron star dust? (Seriously though, I'd like to know the model to check it out)
Have you ever seen two sheep spinning in the same direction while superimposed in the same physical volume? Outside of Minecraft.
Bell's theorem basically states that the state of a sheep's neck bell cannot be influenced by tickling.
In the current events sphere I think much of the world has grown weary of trying to use logic to estimate the plausibility of a story.
I saw a story about a senator that actually cares giving an impassioned speech for hours on end. Remember the times when that actually happened.
You are talking about the Cory Booker speech? I don't see any indication that this is an April fool's joke if that's what you're implying. Otherwise I don't understand what you mean.
Very funny joke on your customers- so I'm switching to a different provider. It's cuz obviously I don't have a sense of humor. Life is short and all that.
Useless internet day indeed.
Every day is now filled with shenanigans that are cruel and tragic.
Which makes them not really shenanigans at all, really.
Evil shenanigans.
I'll admit I got a few paragraphs in before that made it click.
> Lamb Shift
Not that I was aware of the term, but when I looked it up it was obviously a real term, but nothing to do with sheep.
Deary me. Hope Mary Little's lamb is doing well.
https://cds.cern.ch/images/CERN-HOMEWEB-PHO-2025-028-1/file?...
Probably related to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_cow
:-P
French "gardening" channel posted video about state introducing tax on home grown produce.
set the baa haha
This stuff is lame in 2025.
Many such cases. Very boring stuff now, not worth spending the money.
There may be health benefits for LLMs to fast on certain days...
(actually, I asked gpt4o to ELI5 the article and it told me it was an april fool's joke, so I have the feeling the llm's are doing better than half the commenters here)
I mean, the assumption is Linda valid before shearing. But I'd have serious qualms about the model for recently sheared sheep.
I guess you could do a follow up study about entanglement of the resulting sweaters, which is already covered well by snag theory.
But Three-Body would have been the comedy of the century if it was quantum-entangled sheep taking over the world.
> "And the wolf, is he also lying? Is he still in the grandmother's house? We would like to speak to him."
Call me when they complete the human trials
Ms. Super-serious "I'm in university now and no longer find fart jokes funny" is liable to enjoy them again in her golden years.
There's no surer way to project a lack of self-assuredness than to be the stiff incapable of chuckling at a harmless prank.
Exactly, and what I'm saying is that an understanding that April fools day isn't funny is a sign of maturity.
