Let’s fire up a replica of TARS, load up ChatGPT inside (TARS-GPT, patent pending), and yeet it straight toward the Schwarzschild golf ball. It’ll narrate live.

Imagine the livestream:

“Approaching event horizon. Spaghettification at 3%. Mood: stretchy.”

“Entering gravitational lensing zone… wow, even my tokens are redshifting.”

Bonus: With the right timing and Oberth maneuver, TARS-GPT might sling itself into Alpha Centauri before we finish arguing whether Pluto’s a planet again.

Worst case: we lose a robot. Best case: we unlock quantum gravity and get a podcast from inside a black hole.

I'd call that a win.