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0 pointsthr0waway00110mo ago0 comments

Please implore your children and children’s children to leave a better world for Keith Richards.

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FireBeyond10mo ago

Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him.

bitwize10mo ago

Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes.

EvanAnderson10mo ago

I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs.

metadaemon10mo ago

Did you mean a better world than Keith?

EvanAnderson10mo ago

Presumably Keith will outlast your children.

elwell10mo ago

/whoosh/

racl10110mo ago

yup

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