Your data center has its own dam and you're bragging about how clean it is?
//run of the river//
Sounds terrible for the river but go on..
//takes energy that could power 24,000 homes//
Great news, but what about the homes? Are they now running on coal?
//...run ~24,736,362 jobs in parallel...//
Approximately 24,736,362?
//...reducing emissions by up to 90% compared to traditional compute.//
Compared to traditional compute? You were talking about a power generator.
//Each 300-tonne rotor weighs as much as 50 African elephants.//
Each 300-tonne rotor also weighs the same as 300-tonnes of horseshit.
Anything else?
//If we maxed out the entire output for an hour, we could run ~24,736,362 jobs in parallel, reducing emissions by up to 90% compared to traditional compute.//
How can one sentence be so screwed up about qualifiers:
- "maxed out" implies "entire"
- Maxed out also implies exhausted.
- An exact count of "24,736,362" isn't approximate
- Time (for an hour) and work (jobs) are orthogonal measures.
- Placing the "if" ahead of "maxed out" implies running at max is something you don't usually want to do, but you're bragging about how much you can do. So when maxed out you can run approximately 24,736,362 jobs in parallel, for one hour... Of those running, how many jobs complete? —Oh, never mind!
That must have been written by a human, but it's an ad for an AI company.
Yay AI...
