If you mean the programming language used to generate those derivations, then I have no idea what that would even look like; some horrific bastardisation like https://github.com/gliese1337/json-lisp ?
PS: I I found that json-lisp project with a quick search for a LISP-like language that used JSON instead of s-expressions. I like how its README says "Due to the excessive cumbersomeness of writing code in JSON, it is expected that most applications of this library will use it for interpreting auto-generated code of some sort, or API calls, or config files.". If we used that to generate Nix derivations, then we'd want a third* language to generate the json-lisp that generates the derivations ;)
Nix isn't even that arcane. Its documentation simply sucks. Once you grasp the idea, it feels almost great
It's somewhat quirky though :)
https://nixos.wiki/wiki/Nix_Language_Quirks
https://md.darmstadt.ccc.de/xtNP7JuIQ5iNW1FjuhUccw
(but then again, what language isn't...)
I could see someone glancing over a tutorial and thinking "they should just use JSON instead of their own custom data format" without realizing that Nix is a functional programming language.