> Joking aside
author here.
I agree with your remark ^^
Each time i read some news about a new framework with tag "blazingly fast", i'm thinking "lol".
So i had to resist to the temptation... And finaly when doing a small benchmark, performances were not bad at all (https://stratdev3.github.io/SimpleW/guide/performances.html) and i let the "clickbait" title.
My targets are small to medium traffic and embeded devices (dotnet/android).