> You don’t implement calls to static member functions by putting them into a vtable
Yes, you claimed it is like a static member function, I don't think it can be.
> The proper way to implement static functions is through static dispatch
Yes, but we are talking about dynamic dispatch here.
To quote your earlier comment:
> which is most unlike a vtable since static member functions are never in vtables
You conclude it isn't a vtable, I conclude, it's not a static member function, because it uses dynamic dispatch.
I don't think we actually disagree on how and when to use static and dynamic dispatch.