If the "exercise" is to strictly rely on if-else statements, then the obvious speedup is to perform a binary search instead of a linear one. The result would still be horrifically space inefficient, but the speed would be roughly the time it takes to load 32x 4KB pages randomly from disk (the article memory-mapped the file). On a modern SSD a random read is 20 microseconds, so that's less than a millisecond for an even/odd check!
"That's good enough, ship it to production. We'll optimise it later."
