I am definitely going to get the "Lightning detector" and the "Bed occupancy sensor".
I have fuck all else to do with my life so lets get stuck in.
I mean who the fuck wants a detector that tells you that someone is sleeping next to you in your own bed.
Its not as if some random person off the street is going to enter your home and get in bed with you and have a nice sleep. without you waking up!
I use my ears for lightning detection. Clue! listen for the rumble of thunder, then count to 5 and look out of your window in the direction of rumbling noise. you will see lightning. Detected!
I could do with a "how smelly is my fart" sensor.
muppets,
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lo
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique
And a swinging hot spot
