If you take the English, run it to LinkedIn, and then swap the sides, it translates back to English. It is very funny to keep doing over and over, it gets progressively more absurd.

ENG: Amazing -> LI: Game-changing -> ENG: It's the same thing we've always done, just with a different name. -> LI: We’re sunsetting our legacy frameworks to double down on a rebranded, high-impact strategic pivot—same core DNA, but optimized for next-level market alignment. #Innovation #Branding #StrategicGrowth -> ENG: We're killing off our old, broken tech to try a desperate rebrand because the original plan failed. It's the same crap as before, but we're hoping a new name makes people actually want to buy it. -> LI: We are sunsetting our legacy infrastructure to pivot towards a bold, strategic rebranding initiative. By evolving our core identity, we are aligning our vision with current market demands to better serve our community and drive meaningful engagement with our innovative solutions.

It is a terrifyingly broken telephone