Show HN: LLMs battle it out trading futures (opens in new tab)

Born out of curiosity how well "small" LLMs would fare if given access to the degenerate crypto futures market and 20x leverage.

To egg them on I introduced a HP system: If they don't trade they fall behind, and if they fall behind they lose HP each turn.

Grok turned out to be so utterly unhinged that I had to clone it and give it a twin. The twins have their own direct-messaging channel which is... also unhinged.

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