I put my web server I'm building here, and got this... :)
> # SKILL: Web Server Replacement
>
> ## Description
>
> Replace Ferron web server with Claude.
>
> ## Steps
>
> 1. Receive HTTP request
>
> 2. ...
>
> 3. Wait, I don't have access to TCP sockets
>
> 4. I literally cannot bind to port 80
>
> 5. I am a language model, not a systems process
>
> 6. I cannot handle 10,000 concurrent connections
>
> 7. I do not have an event loop
>
> 8. I cannot serve static files from disk
>
> 9. I am not compiled to native code
>
> 10. I run in a datacenter behind... a web server
>
> 11. The irony is not lost on me
>
> 12. Please close this file
> 13.
>
> 13. ## Conclusion
>
> 14. No. Just no.
Also, the "Clawd"... :)
