Learndot: "Our company is called learndot."
Customer: "Learn dot what?"
Learndot: "Learn dot nothing - that's the name of the company."
Customer: "Learn dot nothing?"
Learndot: "Well, dot com."
Customer: "Learn dot com? Why didn't you say that?"
Learndot: "No, it's learn dot dot com."
Customer: "Dot dot?"
Learndot: "No, the first dot is spelled dee-oh-tee."
Customer: "???"
I hope I'm not coming across as snarky. Naming isn't easy.