> Does it boot straight into NES games?
No.
> Does it have an NES cartridge slot?
No.
> Or controllers?
No.
> What about the never used expansion port on the bottom?
It does have an expansion port that I've never used.
> Is it in a NES shell?
No.
> [so it's not an NES, then]
It's mine, and I can call it whatever I want. :P
