But even for the parse() example, the issue is the aliasing rules (and not the alignment - though that could still be an issue depending on input!) Aliasing isn't even mentioned in the article. Instead the example presents this thing 'people do all the time' and identifies it 'UB' without even identifying the actual issue.

On its own I could forgive the former, making a precise example is tricky (particularly with alignment issues). But this is repeated: milliseconds() is characterized 'UB' because it's inputs could be outside the representable range. Again the function is not UB, the inputs can potentially trigger UB.

Then the function pointer example obfuscates the assignment (fine) with the call (ub). Despite the red herring statement 'NULL compares unequal to any object or function' as the example assigns a function _pointer_ which can be NULL. The honest example of the statement is:

    void foo() = NULL;

The repeated pattern of say one thing, show an example that's 'reasonable' and implies that it's related to what was just said, and from that invalid relation conclude that everything is UB in C feels dishonest (particularly when it's so easy to talk about UB in C honestly because there is so much to be legitimately concerned about!)

I appreciate your and your advocacy about UB in C, and I think I agree with most of your points about it and they worth discussing. That's why the article itself is frustrating to me, we don't need to be tricksy when talking about UB, it's already tricky enough!