RollFWD A rolling prediction list of future headlines. What's yours?

3 pointscloudout13y ago4 comments

We're keeping a rolling list of headline predictions, for a reason yet unknown.

Future Headlines as of 03/10/13:

1. Wyoming Joins Texas as Second State to Issue Own Currency In Wake of U.S. Dollar Collapse- matterhorn

2. Following Dennis Rodman Visit, Switzerland Declares War on U.S.- matterhorn

3. Bloomberg Bans Bottled Water: Claims It Robs Our "Precious Bodily Fluids"- matterhorn

4. Patent Troll Claims Rights to Inhalation of Air- matterhorn

5. Demands Licensing Fees From All Breathers- sixQuarks

6. 155 year old sentenced to juvenile detention for tampering with town's singularity machine- devonbarret

7. Outrage as pedestrian killed by self driving car- devonbarret

8. 90% of car accidents caused by self driving system errors.- snowfox

9. Google glass banned in McDonalds- smewpy.

4 comments

terrykohla13y ago

Scientific study shows that highly developed neocortex in software developers is still responding to reptilian complex's commands. Hence, dark clouds in sight. (Inspired by cloudout's headline)

devonbarrett13y ago

Number 6 is not mine.

Nitpicking: My name has another t on the end.

Another headline: Infra-hats become number one selling product of the year.

cloudoutOP13y ago

Dark Clouds; internet becomes more vulnerable as 80% of all data now hosted in 20% of the world's data centers.

orangethirty13y ago

It is now illegal to marry your clone.

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