Lorem Ipsum translated by Google (opens in new tab)

It's free verse, from the living, beating heart of the Internet. All those support tickets have developed a special kind of pathos:

    How long before any meaningful development.
    Until mandatory functional requirements to developers.
    But across the country in the spotlight in the notebook.
    The show was shot.

For some reason, "aute irure" is translated as "bullet train"; however, neither of them are Latin words.

It doesn't. By definition, translation should not add meaning, just preserve the original. It is not possible to turn an arbitrary text into poetry by any mechanical means.

A poem by Ginsberg or any other good poet is the densest medium of communication. The message may be a bit ambiguous, but the mean rate of reception is still high: You tend to love it or hate it.

Best comment ever :D

Reminds me more of Dutch Schultz:

http://www.feastofhateandfear.com/archives/dutch.html

Thank you. 'Lorem Ipsum' isn't Latin. Translation tools, dictionaries, or your old high school text books are not going to help you 'get it right.'

This is probably an Easter Egg.

The original is translated much better.

Because of Google's approach based strictly on statistical regularities, words can completely change translations based on context even in languages where that wouldn't normally happen, because the contexts can swing the estimates.

One funny one comes with city names, where Google sometimes mistakenly "translates" a city to a different city that happens to have frequent usage in the target language, in contexts that it must find analogous.

For example, here are some translations involving the Danish city Billund (location of Lego), which change even based on punctuation:

   Billund -> Billund
   Jeg er i Billund -> I am in Billund
   Jeg er i Billund. -> I'm in London.

For whatever reason, intriguing place-name translations are particularly common in the Danish->English case. Brøndby is often Red Sox, Odense is Kentucky, and Hillerød is sometimes Whatfield.

St. Martin St. Dr. Martin Luther King Dr. Red & black; Black & Decker. Blue moon, blue Nile, blue sky?

Probably an Easter Egg, given that it's been in use since a time prior to common use of "online"

Oh, I think I can shed some light on this! Never studied Latin but I sing a lot of church music. The very popular "Magnificat" text in Latin in includes the line:

  quia respexit humilitatem ancillae suae.

This is traditionally translated as:

  Because he hath regarded the humility of his handmaid;

Or:

  For he hath regarded the lowliness of his handmaiden.

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnificat . In context, Mary is definitely not talking about being a slave, but a willing servant.

I really wish this would become a meme.

It was generated on this site : http://www.lipsum.com/

It is nonsense - the text was altered - with modified, added and removed words, that make it nonsense. This is why the latin translator doesn't translate it. It is based though on a Cicero text.

It's not completely nonsense, but it definitely doesn't have any coherent meaning. It started as an excerpt from Cicero but it was mangled by removing words and letters without regard for sentence structure or even for preserving words. Some of the words aren't even real Latin words.

It will have poor entropy, appearances to the contrary. Don't use this method.

not anymore...

and in combination with nknighthb's comment you get this: http://www.rikeripsum.com/

Or go for "An all-around better Lorem Ipsum experience": http://lorem2.com/

It was generated with that site.

also, this is much more useful that you'd think:

http://dferg.us/lipsum-text-workflow-for-alfred-2/

I'm obligated to chime in: http://airbr.us/h/tipsum

I was about to post that exact same thing. "Information that is no corporate Japan". You can definitely say that again.

It's just nonsense. The actual translation of "football" will be obvious once you see it:

http://la.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pediludium

Pediludium, literally "foot-game". And ipsum means "itself":

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ipsum

Google really needed to seed their Latin translator with a basic dictionary before letting it pick up crap on the internet.

Duly noted.

Cisco Security has been vital since ancient times, obviously there would be Latin for it.