Well, you know, you're working in the kitchen and I'm waiting tables. Last night's tips were $100 and I have a perfectly fair system for dividing them. I get $50, here's $40 for you, and I'll give $10 to the busboy. Or maybe it's $80 for me, $20 for you, and screw the busboy. It doesn't really matter as long as everyone agrees and it makes sense. But my system is really fair, you know.