Satiric misspellings revisited

Windoze(Winbloze) - A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition. Variations: "$hista" for Windows Vista "$leven" or "$levin" for Windows 7 "XPee" for Windows XP

Crapintosh(Crapintrash) - The Apple Macintosh, as described by a hacker who doesn't appreciate being kept away from the real computer by the interface.

Microsloth: The new Evil Empire (the old one was IBM). The basic complaints are, as formerly with IBM, that (a) their system designs are horrible botches, (b) we can't get source to fix them, and (c) they throw their weight around a lot

M$/M$FT: used to emphasize the allegation that Microsoft has business practices that focus on making money rather than producing good products or looking after the end user's needs and interests.

App£e: used in a similar way as Microsoft, but with the Apple company. Relates to the allegation that the company charges high prices for their products.

Orac£e/£arry €££i$on: Used by critics of Oracle Corporation after they acquired Sun Microsystems and their habit of being a patent troll (used in a similar way as M$ and App£e).

Ru$$ia: Used in reference to perceived corruption in the country.

$ocialism: Critics have pointed out that the idea of socialism has been exploited for profit, by politicians, corporations and artists.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satiric_misspelling