Something like Siri wasn't developed in a void, the technology behind it took quite a long time, with many millions of dollars, and that is only aimed at "understanding" short sentences.
What you're asking for might cost a pretty penny to develop, it isn't just a "one guy in a basement for a long weekend" type of concept, it is a legitimately hard Computer Science problem with no easy outs.
If you were able to scan social media and extract WHAT people are talking about then it is definitely a monetizable idea. However from zero through to profit is a very long ride.
Maybe contact the NSA and try to negotiate re-using their in-house technology?