See, that's just the thing. I tuned Varnish for 32 bit machines (a terrible idea), I sent in patches. I love everything about OpenBSD. I think the NSA are a bunch of cocksuckers. And I also think that when you combine all those things in a post talking about a feature decision it makes you look like a lunatic. Talk to Percival, he gets it. And thank you for the work on Varnish, it seriously saved several sites.