As someone who was very confused by this post it's important to look at this [0] GitHub page with the disclaimer at the bottom:
> This project is satire and was made during the "2015 Stupid Shit No One Needs & Terrible Ideas Hackathon. [1]
[0] https://github.com/diafygi/gnu-pricing
[1] https://stupidhackathon.github.io/
