I extracted the real fortunes, and inserted two of my own. When a friend dropped by, I handed him one and took the other.
His fortune read "You are an asshat".
Which surprised him somewhat, differing as it did from the usual fare.
What blew him away was when I cracked my cookie and withdrew my fortune: "Your friend is an asshat".
Ironically in a similar context, a bunch of punk rockers talking about someone in a band we didn't like!
I always wonder how many words have an etymology which predates written use significantly due to the "class" of people who use that word. This certainly seems to be a minor case at least.
They gradually expand the corpus they can search. A lot of words that are attributed to Shakespeare are gradually finding earlier sources, often in manuscripts. They knew all along that Shakespeare wasn't the first person to use a word (a common myth), but that his works were widely printed and thus survived.
Those manuscripts still don't include spoken usages, and show only the use by the class of people who could write. But it is solid data, before they go off into more tenuous hypotheses.
I studied a bit of Shakespeare at university, and my awesome lecturer (https://researchers.uq.edu.au/researcher/619) was always very clear to note that for many phrases "Shakespeare was the first to write it down", which is quite different to "Shakespeare made up this phrase / word".
To your point, he of course was attempting to write for a variety of classes, including the illiterate (his plays weren't written to be published, that only happened after his death - they were ephemera to be performed and witnessed). His success may very well have come from using many phrases that the "lower class" would have recognised from use not just inference.
Similarly with spoken corpora it tends to be things like interviews with old people created to preserve dialect recordings, or material from local radio news - rather than random conversations among young people.
I guess by virtue of ‘tape in the studio just kept rolling’ there might be rather more recorded examples of band members chatting away over the years than of other similar aged groups.
To me, this evokes an image of wearing one's ass as a hat. I love the ridiculousness of picturing that.
I remember this being explained a lot in various comment sections where folks would yell at each other about the war. It's hard for me to see this as folk etymology since afaik it's where the word itself comes from. Someone should ask Instapundit.
I have absolutely no idea of this is the origin of the term, or if it just fit there perfectly.
Still, it had the same implication of someone who is sort of oblivious to other people (asshole) but in a somewhat endearing or amusing or not all that serious a way.
He was meant to call Michael Bolton a "no-talent-ass clown", but delivered the line as "no-talent ass-clown".
Or something like that. And now assclown is a thing.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/what-does-assc...
we were saying assclown or azzclown before the movie but it hit so sweetly thus
Ass/clown.
What? It's obviously a reference to having your head up your ass, thus turning your ass into a hat.
As a French, I have another explanation. The french equivalent to a "dunce cap" is "bonnet d'âne". "bonnet" means "cap" and "âne" means "donkey", so "bonnet d'âne" literally translates into "asshat".
It is probably not the true origin of the word, but it is not impossible either. Also, words can have several origins.
In the example you gave, if it is not an origin, it could at least be a lingual context that supports the expression, because it does not contradict it.
Language evolution must be full of nuances like that, that we can barely observe.
On the third hand, I'm not sure that "fatass" really means "your ass is fat" specifically; I've always understood it to mean "you are fat, and an ass." That is, I take it in this respect to be like "dumbass": "you are dumb, and an ass", not "your ass is dumb".
"Asshat" also gives you plausible deniability for sneaking in "ass" + the past tense of "shit". That's how I've always read it.
Funny enough, he mentions the same things the article does, especially the end of it.
I always assumed an asshat is a person with their head up their ass, i.e. they are wearing it as a hat.
I remember first encountering the term on b3ta around the same time.
> (…) though I remember it had to do with graffiti and was popularized by rather than created on Usenet
That one’s probably king as a verb (“kinging New York”).
The fact that asshead, a word I can honestly say I've never heard used in any English dialect, merited inclusion before asshat, a word I've heard a dozen times this last week, boggles my mind.
Someone at MW has read: https://xkcd.com/37/
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Dear asshat, you're being an asshat. I deleted your asshat comment. Please stop the asshattery. Love, jessamin
This non-letter was set to music by her Metafilter co-moderator cortex: https://music.metafilter.com/480/Please-Stop-The-Asshattery
I had no idea this guide for not being an asshat existed. That's pretty interesting and could help a lot of would-be asshats who don't feel comfortable hiding in actions-not-words territory anymore.