bruno2223

1. I just signed up at DigitalOcean. Brand new account!

2. Then I payed 5 USD in order to... I don't know, they asked, I payed.

3. Then I saw a lock message of "Verification Process" - Waited for 30 minutes.

4. I opened a nice and friendly ticket support asking why in the hell they are taking an eternity to verify my account, this ticket below (original at http://prntscr.com/gzfqu6)

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Hello DO team,

I am a brannnnd new user, I was happy when I sign up on you.

BUT, Whyyyyyy do you have this "Reviewing process" of a brannnd new account? There's nothing to review here. I sign up, I payed, gooo forward!

I was looking for a AWS alternative, but cmon....

I am jumping the window right now because of you... Ahhhhhhhhh.... Puft.

No, kidding. I am still here. Please answer me. I am waiting for get my servers UP, my client is waiting as well. Huuuurrrrryyy up Dude.

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5. Then I received en email 5 minutes later with this kind words below

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Hi There,

We've finished reviewing your account and cannot allow you access to the DigitalOcean platform. This decision is final and no other information is required.

Regards,

Trust & Safety DigitalOcean Suppor

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5. If I try to open DigitalOcean site, I get an "account loocked" message like this: http://prntscr.com/gzfr7y

6. Whyyyyyy, Jesus, whyyyyyyy? They might have regex filter: "There's AWS letters in the ticket support? Ban!"

If you could transfer money with no fee at all, what service or product would you build?

Creditcard has around 2% of fee, paypal 6%, Bitcoin around 0.0001 BTC, and so on.....

What if it NO FEE is needed, which product could we build on top of it?

IOTA, the new altcoin, does that. Just wondering what we can build on top of it.

There is any tool to schedule a SQL query and then receive the results every day?

I need to receive an email every morning telling me if my crawlers did run fine last night. I can do this with a simple SQL query.

I am willing to build this tool (in Node.js) if this tool does not exists just yet.

* No SaaS, please. I'm looking for a self-hosted option. I do not want to give a read-only password of my database for anybody.