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From: http://runplaybook.com/ (End Zero Day Attacks)

I just though this page was hilarious and want to ask tptacek how many (if any) potential customers actually take this page seriously and ask you questions about halting all zero day attacks.

Text from the page: "Using sophisticated Bayesian anomaly models and a histographic security engine, Playbook analyzes line-speed 10G traffic in real time, applying patented algorithms to solve the halting problem and reconstruct the actual intent of packets on the wire. It then dispatches ninjas --- yes actual ninjas --- to remove threats before they threaten you. Playbook also does a great job of managing your firewall rules"