I Took Money from a VC (sing to Mike Posner's 'I Took a Pill in Ibiza')
"I took money from a VC"
I took money from a VC To show YC that I was cool And when I finally failed, felt 10 years older But fuck it, it was something to do
I'm living out in SV I wish I had a Tesla just to prove I was a real big baller, cause I raised a million dollars And I spent it on Devs and Ads
[Chorus] But you don't wanna be laid-off like me Never really knowing why like me You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and be all alone You don't wanna ride the bus like this Never knowing who to trust like this You don't wanna be stuck up on that stage singing Stuck up on that stage singing All I know are SaaS Sales, SaaS Sales Darling, all I know are SaaS Sales, SaaS Sales
[Verse 2] I'm just a founder who already blew his shot I get along with old timers Cause my name's a reminder of a Techcrunch people forgot And I can't keep a job, no Cause as soon as new CEO comes up He cuts 'em all loose and vision's the excuse But the truth is I can't BS my way up
[Chorus] But you don't wanna be laid-off like me Never really knowing why like me You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and be all alone You don't wanna ride the bus like this Never knowing who to trust like this You don't wanna be stuck up on that stage singing Stuck up on that stage singing All I know are Growth Hacks, Growth Hacks Darling, all I know are Growth Hacks
[Chorus] But you don't wanna be laid-off like me Never really knowing why like me You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and be all alone You don't wanna ride the bus like this Never knowing who to trust like this You don't wanna be stuck up on that stage singing Stuck up on that stage singing All I know are Medium Blogs, Medium Blogs Darling, all I know are Medium Blogs